Funny Anxiety Retro Graphic T-shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

"I'm Made Out of Glitter Wine & Anxiety" Unisex T-Shirt

Soft, heavyweight cotton meets tongue-in-cheek retro charm. This garment-dyed tee carries a playful, vintage-inspired graphic — a smiling mid-century woman raising a glass with the words “I’m made out of Glitter, Wine & Anxiety.” The washed-in color and slightly lived-in texture invite you to wear it out for casual nights, cozy nights on the couch, or whenever you want to laugh at life’s messy brilliance. It sits relaxed on the shoulders and holds its shape, so you can reach for comfort without sacrificing personality. This is the sort of tee you pull on when you need a little humor and a lot of realness — whether you're catching up with friends, running errands, or settling into an evening of self-care with a glass of wine.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft but sturdy for everyday wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and gentle texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean drape
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label; 58 colors available

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50