{"product_id":"humorous-coffee-retro-mug-ceramic-gift","title":"\"Coffee Because Murder is Wrong\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Coffee Because Murder is Wrong\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ceramic 11oz mug carries a wry, vintage-inspired message that reads with bold, worn lettering: “COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG.” The muted retro palette (rust, mustard, olive, teal) and distressed type add personality without shouting — it settles into morning routines and late-night desk sessions alike. The glossy full-wrap finish gives the colors depth and makes the design pop against the sturdy white ceramic. It feels familiar in the hand thanks to the classic C-shaped handle and a comfortable 11oz size that fits most cabinets and coffee makers. It’s durable for daily life: microwave-safe, built to withstand thousands of dishwasher cycles, and made with materials that meet EU safety standards. Bring a little dark-humor charm to a coffee break and let this mug do the talking when you need a gentle laugh with your first sip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy full-wrap color finish for vibrant, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe — tested to withstand 3,000+ cycles\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and food\u003cbr\u003e- Durable white ceramic, compliant with EU REACH and safety limits\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; one-size 11oz capacity\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White \/ Glossy","offer_id":43991902486662,"sku":"13300843665316338691","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/13712859041289710086_2048.jpg?v=1779292320","url":"https:\/\/millieandivy.com\/products\/humorous-coffee-retro-mug-ceramic-gift","provider":"Millie \u0026 Ivy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}