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Small production details like the country-of-origin mark on the base give it an honest, crafted feel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eImagine settling in at sunset with a chilled white, the glass warming slightly in your palm. The printed illustration catches the light and sparks conversation. 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The crisp 90gsm lined paper is smooth for everyday writing, journaling, or planning, while the sturdy 350gsm covers protect your thoughts. A metal spiral spine lets pages lie flat or be removed cleanly, and an internal document pocket keeps receipts, notes, or mementos close at hand. The front cover’s bold, tongue-in-cheek typography reads like a closing statement — simple, direct, and a little defiant — set against a clean white background with a dark grey back cover for contrast. Sized to slip into bags or sit neatly on a desk, this notebook feels both personal and practical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 90gsm ruled pages — smooth, written-ready paper\u003cbr\u003e- 118 ruled pages (59 sheets) for ample note-taking\u003cbr\u003e- Metal spiral binding — lies flat and allows easy page removal\u003cbr\u003e- 350gsm cover with front print and dark grey back for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Inside document pocket for loose papers and extra storage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":43991901831302,"sku":"12645054109910356164","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/214362574037854209_2048.jpg?v=1778971252"},{"product_id":"humorous-coffee-retro-mug-ceramic-gift","title":"\"Coffee Because Murder is Wrong\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Coffee Because Murder is Wrong\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ceramic 11oz mug carries a wry, vintage-inspired message that reads with bold, worn lettering: “COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG.” The muted retro palette (rust, mustard, olive, teal) and distressed type add personality without shouting — it settles into morning routines and late-night desk sessions alike. The glossy full-wrap finish gives the colors depth and makes the design pop against the sturdy white ceramic. It feels familiar in the hand thanks to the classic C-shaped handle and a comfortable 11oz size that fits most cabinets and coffee makers. It’s durable for daily life: microwave-safe, built to withstand thousands of dishwasher cycles, and made with materials that meet EU safety standards. Bring a little dark-humor charm to a coffee break and let this mug do the talking when you need a gentle laugh with your first sip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy full-wrap color finish for vibrant, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe — tested to withstand 3,000+ cycles\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and food\u003cbr\u003e- Durable white ceramic, compliant with EU REACH and safety limits\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; one-size 11oz capacity\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White \/ Glossy","offer_id":43991902486662,"sku":"13300843665316338691","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/13712859041289710086_2048.jpg?v=1779292320"},{"product_id":"humorous-retro-novelty-wine-tumbler-stemless-wine-glass","title":"Humorous Retro Novelty Wine Tumbler Stemless Wine Glass","description":"\u003cp\u003eHumorous Retro Novelty Wine Tumbler Stemless Wine Glass \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stemless wine glass with a playful, colorful print that brings lighthearted charm to relaxed evenings and casual gatherings. The modern, stemless silhouette feels comfortable in hand and shows off the glossy, vibrant artwork on one side. This glass sits easily on a coffee table or nightstand — great for slow sips, porch sunsets, and laughing through game night. The bright print stays bold thanks to advanced printing techniques, while the clear glass keeps the look clean and contemporary. 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On one side, a retro-styled woman checks her reflection while wielding a curling iron, surrounded by the playful headline “Caffeine, curlers and CHAOS.” The warm, slightly cheeky illustration pairs perfectly with the smooth white finish. Hold it by the comfortable C-handle, sip your strong coffee, and let the humor steady the whirlwind of the day. It’s the kind of mug that sits on your counter, makes you grin, and feels like a small, private pep talk whenever you need one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic mug with rounded corners and C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for easy reheating\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth print area featuring a retro illustration and bold lettering\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43993598230662,"sku":"11730304229776298693","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/9139960318278816855_2048.jpg?v=1779113194"},{"product_id":"just-a-girl-who-loves-books-coffee-mug","title":"Funny Vintage \"Just a Girl Who Loves Books \u0026 Coffee\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Vintage \"Just a Girl Who Loves Books \u0026amp; Coffee\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarm, cozy, and quietly indulgent — this 11oz ceramic mug captures the slow joy of a well-loved morning. A soft illustration wraps the white surface: a content reader cradling a steaming cup, open books stacked nearby, and gentle neutral accents that feel like a sunlit corner of a favorite café. It’s designed for everyday use, bringing a calm, bookish moment to your countertop or desk. The rounded rim and comfortable C-handle make each sip feel familiar and easy, while the durable ceramic finish holds up to daily warmth and cleaning. 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The retro illustration of a smiling woman cradling a steaming cup pairs with the cheeky line “Of course size matters — no one wants a small cup of coffee,” creating a playful, nostalgic mood. It sits comfortably in your hand thanks to a classic C-handle and rounded edges, and its durable, lead- and BPA-free construction makes it a practical daily companion. Use it at your kitchen counter, on a cluttered desk, or as a lighthearted addition to a coffee cart — it adds warmth, personality, and a knowing smile to slow sips and busy mornings alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e- Classic C-handle with rounded corners\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43994105413766,"sku":"31050156179681506184","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/12646690039552912453_2048.jpg?v=1779210505"},{"product_id":"funny-not-today-mug","title":"Funny Quote \"Not Today\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Quote \"Not Today\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMorning ritual with a wink. This 11 oz white ceramic mug holds your coffee, tea, or late-night cocoa while a vintage-style rainbow and bold \"NOT TODAY\" message keeps the mood light and unapologetic. The rounded shape and comfortable C-handle feel familiar in your hand. It washes clean in the dishwasher and warms up quickly in the microwave, so it’s ready whenever you need a little boundary-setting energy. Safe, sturdy, and bright — a small, everyday reminder to slow down, set limits, and keep the day on your own terms.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic body\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-handle with rounded corners\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43994185531526,"sku":"45808695673708294421","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/3588946712344695109_2048.jpg?v=1779208430"},{"product_id":"funny-vintage-my-flabbers-have-been-gasted-mug","title":"Funny Vintage \"My Flabbers Have Been Gasted\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Vintage \"My Flabbers Have Been Gasted\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis white 11oz ceramic mug brings vintage sass to your morning coffee. A retro illustrated lady and bold red lettering read “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted,” adding playful, old‑timey humor to your routine. The comfortable C‑handle and rounded shape feel familiar in your hand, while the clean white surface lets the design pop. Durable enough for daily use — microwave and dishwasher safe, and made without lead or BPA — it blends everyday practicality with a quirky, nostalgic voice. 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This crisp white ceramic mug carries a bold, hand-lettered declaration — 'Sorry for what my face said' — that reads like a private joke shared with the person who knows you best. The black graphic pops against the clean white surface, giving the mug a modern, slightly cheeky vibe. It’s the kind of mug that sits on your desk, brightens a slow morning, and earns a smirk from anyone who recognizes the sentiment. Durable and everyday-friendly, it blends into weekday routine while also making a small, honest statement about real-life moods and unfiltered moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic mug with rounded corners and C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe glaze\u003cbr\u003e- Bold black hand-lettered design on a clean white surface\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43994189693062,"sku":"16814261927886611716","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/8455444750817300908_2048.jpg?v=1779203220"},{"product_id":"funny-quote-sarcasm-is-my-love-language-mug","title":"Funny Quote \"Sarcasm Is My Love Language\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Quote \"Sarcasm Is My Love Language\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright, bold, and unapologetically witty — this 11oz ceramic mug speaks in colorful sarcasm. The playful rainbow lettering reads “Sarcasm is my love language,” surrounded by tiny confetti accents and lightning motifs that pop against a clean white background. It’s the kind of mug that sparks a smile on slow mornings, livens up a desk, and starts conversations over coffee. Durable and everyday-friendly, it slides into a morning routine whether you’re brewing a single shot or refilling throughout the day. 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The vibrant, hand-lettered phrase wraps around the white surface in pastel pinks, greens, and peach, with tiny hearts and doodles that add a lighthearted, whimsical touch. It feels like a friendly nudge: when adulting feels like too much, this mug holds your coffee and your sense of humor. Sturdy yet comfortable in hand, it brightens a desk, kitchen counter, or shelf and sparks a smile with every sip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic mug with C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Rounded corners and smooth finish\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43994194051206,"sku":"12037290923355171065","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/0852\/1606\/files\/3834953520787601803_2048.jpg?v=1779207354"},{"product_id":"funny-quote-its-fine-im-fine-everythings-fine-mug","title":"Funny Quote \"It's Fine I'm Fine Everything's Fine\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Quote \"It's Fine I'm Fine Everything's Fine\" Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarm, playful, and a little bit cheeky — this 11oz ceramic mug says what a lot of us feel: “It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine.” Soft pastel colors and a hand-lettered blend of fonts make the design feel like a reassuring note from a friend. 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It feels like the mug you reach for on slow Monday mornings or after a long shift: sturdy in your hand, funny in your soul. Steam rises from coffee while the colorful type stares back, a tiny moment of rebellious laughter in an otherwise practical day. It belongs on a cluttered desk, beside a planner and a half-finished to-do list, or on a kitchen counter during weekend coffee runs. The rounded C-handle sits comfortably in your grip; the 11oz size keeps portions sensible while still giving enough for a proper brew. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, it moves through real life without fuss. Lead- and BPA-free, it’s made to be used, appreciated, and laughed with every morning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho will reach for it? People with a dry sense of humor, busy workers who appreciate blunt honesty, and anyone who collects small moments of levity. Bring it out at casual gatherings or slip it into a housewarming box for roommates who trade jokes over coffee. 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